So, I got an email a couple weeks ago asking if I knew about the 80s rap group known as the White Boys. And I gave 'em a quick answer, but I thought their story would make for a fun post. They had an album called ...On a Mission on Polydor in 1988, with two 12" singles. They obviously look more like a rock group than a Hip-Hop outfit, but apart from a few Run DMC-influenced rock twinges, they're definitely on a straight rap tip. Like, just to give you an idea, the opening and title track is a straight up "Mission Impossible" inspired jam (yes, sampling the famous theme) about how they're being sent on a mission to overcome the "plan by unfriendly elements to undermine the efforts of the Hip-Hop generation." Yup, it's pure 80's cheese, completely reminiscent of other "Mission Impossible"-themed raps just like The Bad Boys' "Mission," World Class Wreckin' Cru's "Mission Possible," Mellow Tone's "Mission Is Possible," etc. Look, nobody's calling it an original or great concept, but my point is it's nothing like when Faith No More or whoever started mixing rap into their rock.
So, who were these guys? Well, as you can see there's three of them. From left to right, on the CD cover, it's M.J. Precise, M.C. Exact and Mr. Ed. M.J. Precise is the main guy, who put the group together, does half the lead MCing, produced most of the beats and did the DJ cuts. MC Exact was his friend who he brought in to be the other MC, and Mr. Ed plays guitar. I said "produced most of the beats," by the way, because their album also has beats courtesy of Marley Marl and Cutmaster DC. So yeah, there's actually kind of a reason to pick up their stuff besides the novelty of the picture covers.
With that said, though, Marley just produced one song and I wouldn't exactly say he gave them his top shelf material. It's okay, but actually some of the best production comes courtesy of M.J. himself. "Some," because this album is all over the map. They have upbeat songs, harder songs, a token sappy love song and a cover of "Play That Funky Music White Boy," because of course they do. The times they do touch the 80s metal sound, like on "We Live To Rock" or their single "This Is Hardcore (Is It Not?)," are often their best moments, not because I'm much of a fan of rap/ rock hybrids, but just because that's clearly when they're playing to their strengths, and Mr. Ed actually has something to do.
On the other hand, some of their more pure hip-hop tracks like "Continuation" and "Running the Show" (the Marley Marl one) are pretty fun, too. Their rhymes are straight corny ("Your toe is tappin', your hand's movin' back and forth. I'm takin' a stand, like Oliver North!"), but the production's pretty polished and the cuts are nice so long as you don't try and take anything seriously. They really only run into major trouble when they try to stretch themselves, like with more pop songs, the love ballad, or their goofy reggae-style message song called "Human Race."
I've actually read two conflicting origins for the group's name in interviews. Either they were originally trying to go by another name, but everybody who booked them where ever they played just called them "the white boys," so they decided to adopt the moniker... OR, they shared management with The Fat Boys (they were both on Tip Pan Apple) and The Skinny Boys, and they insisted on giving all their acts the most obvious, uncreative names possible. Either way, I gathered the point was they didn't want to shoulder responsibility for their cringey branding.
So, unsurprisingly, the group didn't last long. But you can see the talent in the group is MJ Precise. I mean, I don't want to get into splitting whether Precise or Exact was the better rapper - half the album they're doing that 80s "say all our bars in unison" thing - but you could tell Precise knew how to make a professional rap track. So, it's still definitely surprising that any of The White Boys continued in the industry, but of any of them, it makes sense that it was Precise who went on to become the thoroughly credible producer known as T-Ray, member of DJ Mugg's Soul Assassins who produced solid material from legends like Kool G Rap and Percee-P to artists like OC, Double XX Posse and more mainstream acts like House of Pain, Cypress Hill and Mick Jagger.
And if you're wondering what he's been up to even more recently, since he doesn't seem to be doing much as T-Ray anymore either, check this link out! Yeah man, I've gotta say, it looks like he's had a pretty fun career. I wonder if he ever got MC Exact to guest on that show.