Friday, February 28, 2014

Would You Eat Sausage Made From Kanye West? (@kanyewest)



Probably not, because that sounds pretty gross; however, one company is betting there are plenty of people out there who would jump at the chance to gobble up meat made from Kanye and other celebs.


As crazy as it sounds, BiteLabs says it plans on biopsying famous people - including Jennifer Lawrence, James Franco, and Ellen Degeneres - and growing salami from their cells. They describe the Yeezy meat as such:


"The Kanye Salami will pull no punches: heavy, and boldly flavored, pure Kanye West meat will blend with rich, coarse-ground pork. Hungarian paprika and worcestershire give Kanye an underlying smokiness, spiced up with hints of jalapeno. The Kanye Salami is best paired with strong straight bourbon."


So far no celebs have volunteered their cells.


Source: xxlmag.com